If the door's a lockin' don't come a knockin'...

Parental Guide Advised...
My husband and I were fortunate enough to stay in an absolutely beautiful resort on the beach of Cabo San Lucas for our honeymoon. The only problem that we seemed to have with this resort was the courtesy, or lack there of, of housekeeping. Whenever we would put the "do not disturb sign out on the door, housekeeping would ignore it and attempt to come in. Well, one of these disturbances occurrred when we were in our room, tending to some newly wed business, when we heard housekeeping come through the door. We both shouted for them to leave immediately! Unfortunately, one little lat did not hear so well, so sadly he had to see what happened next. Austin saw this little man mopping away on the deck and without thinking twice, Austin went out to talk to him....in his birthday suit. He stood behind the counter, only to reveal his bare chest and called out to the man. The man did not speak any english and looked at Austin confused. Austin attempted once more to tell the man that we were on our honeymoon and did not want to be disturbed, hence the sign. The man still looked at him puzzled. Austin then came around the corner, bare bum and all and demonstrated a very vulgar hip thrusting motion while saying once more, "we are on our honeymoon"...in a very dirty tone. All at the once, the light turned on in the man's head and he quickly gathered his things while rushing quickly to the door. Austin followed him awkwardly to the door, only to find that the slip we had placed on our door read "Do not disturb" on one side and "Please come clean" on the other. Sadly, we had placed the wrong side up! Whoops! Well, Im sure it gave that guy something to talk about....